How Two Men With Big Hearts Became The RICHEST Men On Mars!

The Internet is riddled with pieces of crap. A lot of posts on Facebook today be like. "Dog barfs owner's lost breakfast onto owner's expensive jeans. What he does next is GENIUS!".

Then you click on it, and all the content you get is hosted on a site riddled with pop-up ads and is just a giant, unorganized clusterf*ck of text link ads and irrelevant crap.

Example:

Click this link to see how 20 guys hauled a giant hamster out of Loch Ness!

Then this is what you get:

Selling sand to desert nomads is difficult. However, follow this guide and you'll lose wait in less than 20 years! First step is to follow this fricking retarded text link ad that leads you nowhere, then you wait in line for a survey, then you get your computer infected with viruses not even discovered by the virus discoverers! Also, apparently "fricking" is not included in the dictionary of my computer.

HOLY SH*T YOU WON A MILLION DOLLARS KLIK DIS AD TO KLAME UR PRIZE OF AN IPOD 

Don't lose hope! Remember, these are the photos of our successful weight-loss participants:

Wiley Citrus Before Weight-Loss Program

Wiley Citrus After Weight-Loss Program

So there you have it! We have wasted your time very efficiently! These articles are little wrecking balls of sh*t!

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Thank you for your time in reading this post,

Ryan